Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...