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Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
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How to break the nose of a blonde.
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
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