I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...