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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
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The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
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I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...