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A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
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Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
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Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!