Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...