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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...