Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...