The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...