Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...