A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a...