Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...