The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...