More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe