Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...