Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!