Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...