Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...