The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...