Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
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|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...