Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...