Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
The “Perfect” Day!
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...