Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.