Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...