Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...