Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...