Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...