Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...