Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...