Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...