A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
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Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
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Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...