Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...