A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...