A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...