TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...