Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...