Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...