BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...