Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!