Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...