Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...