User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...