Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...