I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...