Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...