Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...