Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...