A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...