24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...