Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...